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Old Dec 04, 2006, 10:59 AM // 10:59   #1
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Sorry guys I had to ^^ LOL

Can't touch this
Can’t touch this
Can't touch this
Can’t touch this
Can't touch this

My, my, my, Cruel Spear hits you so hard
Makes me say oh my Lord
Thank you for blessing me
With a mind to shout an max Godspeed
Feels good when you know you're down
A superdope Sunspear from Mihanu Town
And I'm known as such
And this is a command, uh
you can't touch

I told you Necroboy,
can't touch this

Yeah, that's Crippling Anthem and ya know,
can't touch this

Look at my Regalia maaan,
can't touch this

You know let me bust the zealous lyrics,
you can’t touch this

Fresh new sandals and pants
You got it like that now you know yah gotta chance
So move your PUG's feet
Grab a fly spear and catch this beast
While they're pullin' hold on
Buff em a little bit and let em know it's Abaddon
Like that, like that
Noobs in the mission so fall on back
Let 'em know that it's too much
But this is a Paragon, uh
you can't touch

Yo I told you
can't touch this

Why you runnin there man
can't touch this

Yo sound the bell Ima beat this sucker
can't touch this

Give me a shout or Anthem
Some leadership that's what I'm giving 'em
Now they know
You talk about the Para when you’re talking ‘bout a throw
That's mighty and tight
Noobs are sweatin' so pass them a wipe
Or a skill to learn
What it's gonna take for these guys to burn
The Charrs legit
Either work hard or you might as well quit

That's a chant cause you know
Can't touch this
Can't touch this
Go back to town!

(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)

Stop! Mission time!

Go with the aggro it is said
If you can't fight with this then you probably are dead
So wave candy canes in the air
Find a few shrines and run your henchies there
This is it for a winner
/Dance like this cause you're only a beginner
Now move
salvage yo' icy hump
Inventory's full let's all do a dump


Dump dump dump yeah
you can't touch this

Look man, can't touch this

You'll probably get wiped boy 'cause you know you can't
can't touch this

Ring the bell Ima beat em
Go back to town!

(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)


Stop! Mission time!

can't touch this
can't touch this
can't touch this
Go back to town!

(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)

Stop! Mission time!

Every time you see me, I'm soloing just so hype
I've got a wurm for the doors and my magic is the mic
Now why would I ever stop doing this
With others doin' missions that just don’t hit
I toured around the world from Ascalon to Nundu Bay
It's henchies go henchies my henchies Yo henchies and the rest can go and play

Can't touch this
Can't touch this
Can't touch this
Yeah, Can't touch this
I told you, can't touch this
You got wiped
can't touch this
Get me outta here, you can't touch this



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Old Dec 04, 2006, 11:11 AM // 11:11   #2
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You have entirely too much time on your hands! Give ME some of that free time!

LoL, thanks for the chuckle anywhoo!
cheers!
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Old Dec 04, 2006, 11:13 AM // 11:13   #3
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lol nice
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Old Dec 04, 2006, 02:13 PM // 14:13   #4
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Lol, stop. Paratime!
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Old Dec 04, 2006, 03:19 PM // 15:19   #5
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LOL that really was very entertaining.
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Old Dec 04, 2006, 03:56 PM // 15:56   #6
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Fun Fun Fun! Had me lmao.
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Old Dec 04, 2006, 10:15 PM // 22:15   #7
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That is amazing.

I'm tempted to get the beat and actually record that.
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Old Dec 04, 2006, 11:53 PM // 23:53   #8
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*Ancestral Prophet claps*

Ya, now all we need is to get you singing that with the music in the background, some nice guild wars videos, and put it on youtube.

*Ancestral Prophet ponders the situation*.....
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Old Dec 05, 2006, 01:49 AM // 01:49   #9
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I'm pretty sure this is why the Paragon class was created. =P
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Old Dec 05, 2006, 03:28 AM // 03:28   #10
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gimme a few im working on a fraps of paras dancing to "cant touch this"
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Old Dec 06, 2006, 02:22 PM // 14:22   #11
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Glad you guys enjoyed it. It took me about 4 hours to come up with it; most of the time being spent on familarizing myself with skills and weapons of the Paragon that I wasn't familiar with, to make sure I had a broad base to work from.

I definitely thought of putting together a video for it; I'll let you know if I come up with anything.



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